are you still at the devil's house?
You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
She said her name was "party"
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
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