Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
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