u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
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