TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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