Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
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