I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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