MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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