There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
Just puked most of my soul out..
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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