I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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