Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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