So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
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