Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Enjoy the penises
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
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