so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Randomize
