you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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