Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Sorry about my life...
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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