He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I want to have your abortion
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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