You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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