Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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