You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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