i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
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