my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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