You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
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