what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
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