I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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