Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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