Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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