Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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