i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
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