He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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