IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
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