What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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