Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
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