Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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