just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
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