okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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