He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
Randomize
