But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize
