So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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