Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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