My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Randomize
