i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
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