some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
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