whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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