real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
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