Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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