she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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