so they are in my phone as twin 1 and twin 2. but i forget which is which. did i put them in order of who I hooked up with first, or who is sexier? cause i'm not trying to text the one with the girlfriend
1st off, theyre identical. 2ndly, have i ever told you that youre a huge slut? hope that helps
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
If I die, sorry about rent.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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