I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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