Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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