...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
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