Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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