quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
My life is pants optional.
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
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