Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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