their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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