Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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