We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
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