I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
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