doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
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